Wednesday, January 14, 2009

We don't cry in Boston

I caught up with Bad Girls Club last night, these girls never disappoint. I love that AmberKooky, that little racist girl that doesn't even flinch when chicks wanna 'fight'. Good bye Kayla, KC whatever the heck your name is I think you need some meds, seriously get help please. When she was fighting she cracked me up. Were you fighting or swimming? Who waves their arms around like that, I'll tell you who, folks who can't fight. Stick to what you know, getting drunk and getting sent to the hospital crying, "I'm not crazeeeee" I think KookyAmber was right, she'll fight the folks she knows she can take, she wasn't 'bout to mess with folks at the 'black' club even after they choked her (which btw: I would have love to see, I'm still skeptical that it happened for reals). Tiff, please get off the ride shouting, "I'm not on tv in Chicago, Chi-town, what, Chi-town what" throwing up your faux badassness was weak, please. And icky Marcus, holding you back? Again, please. Whitney's friend passing was sad, just let it out, don't try and be stupid talking about how you can club promote and you know all these 'big deal' folks, and stop throwing in you're from Boston, ok we get it. Even though, you are pretty much from a northern 'burb and not quite from any little 'hood that wouldn't be considered hard anywhere. Have a drink, have a good cry, you'll be ok. Again, I liked when Kooky, was making fun of Whitney for trying to show off at the club. Back to Kayla, lady, don't go out to eat if you can't tip properly. You were making just as big a deal of $2 as Kooky was. She didn't wanna look like a jerk to the servers, tip them already, don't be the bad stereotype please. Wait, scratch that. You are already a bad stereotype. What the heck did these chicks come to the house for, was it to better themselves? I don't quite know the point of the show, but I'll still watch, because they are quite entertaining. Hard? No, but still entertaining.

I also watched, True Beauty last night. I love the rock of love rejects that only these reality shows can find. Chelsea shoulda went home, Ashley shoulda went home. Anymore to add to that? Ashely, your outfit was 'cute' if you were attending a high school homecoming or a sweet sixteen party. How old are you? Try lightening up on the product you put in your hair, it looks really damaged one more bleach job and it's gonna fall out. And let's steer away from the dayglo pink lipstick mmkay? Chelsea, I didn't watch the entire first episode so I don't know what you did to the people that live in the house with you, but dang! They really hate you, huh? Those guys, hmmm again, I didn't watch the whole first episode so I don't quite know their attitudes, but based on looks, NOT the most beautiful person in America. I've seen enough of the girls, yeah you ladies suck too. Be nice, there is always someone who looks better than you, can dress better than you, that can work it better than you and your looks will fade one day.

OK, off the tv topic. Things at home are going well. Reyna will be inducted in the Junior National Honor Society next week, or is it the National Junior Honor Society? I obviously was not in this as a kid, or else I would probably know the name of it. She's doing well in school, her new year's resolution was to get straight A's at least one quarter this year. I don't know how she's doing so well in school, she seems to miss a lot of it. I might as well home school. It's been about 9 months since she had pneumonia and her middle and inner ear infections in both ears, and she still doesn't seem to have recovered. She seems to get sick at the drop of the dime now. Makes me sad, I hope she can get and stay healthy. She's still loving dance and drama is in full swing. I love to watch her dance classes, she's got some physically limitations and she's not the traditional bodytype for a dancer, but we love watching her she looks like a dancer to us. The boy, is well the boy. My little chauvinistic child. He insists I need to stay home and in the kitchen. And while I'm at home in the kitchen I need to make him tortillas every day. He told me a few weeks ago, "mommy, you know why I like that song womanizer?" my answer, 'why?' his response, 'because the guy is mean to all the ladies in the video' nice. I also received a magazine not so long ago with scantily clad Beyonce on the cover, to which my 5 year old's eyes nearly bust out of his head, 'She's BEAUTIFUL'. Great, just great, I think I'm sending him to a monestary.

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