Mary Without Pity

How do I love thee, DVR
Let me count the ways
I love thee to the depth and breadth,,,,
aw screw it I just love the dvr, how did I watch tv before? I can't even watch live tv anymore, it's just no fun.
How did I know about GWoP and DWoP before being a member of TWoP?
TVTVTV I adore thee
Mondays are big nights I've got Bromance, Diet tribe, Superstars of Dance, Jon & Kate plus 8, and the Secret Life of an American Teenager going, not to mention several repeats of my favorite shows, Ellen, Oprah, Rachel Rae, and Little People, Big World when that is not showing repeats.
Where O where do I begin?
Bromance, wow I never thought this would be a show I could stand, but many those guys are as bad as the Rock of Love chicks. The guy puking last week after too much vodka the previous night, the guy that compared himself to every animal, I liked when they gave him a hard time, "I'm a dolphin!' I personally like the dancer kid, I hope he gets far.
I attempted to even record the City, but I couldn't handle it even Reyna who is 12 thought it was just awfully boring, so Whitney is it love or is it lust? who cares, your still boring and I've canceled you from my record settings, see ya.
Diet Tribe, ooo the fake red head with the bad bangs, she is one bitter cookie. I still hope they all do well, she will do lots for the camera as will the former trainer that wants to argue with the trainer they are using. I do see a tinge of myself in her though eep!
Superstars of Dance, ugh Argentina had to go, and I admit some of the tricks that the other teams did were very impressive, but that was not dance technique, impressive, but show me dancing not tricks.
Jon & Kate plus 8, oy do I even need to talk about them lol, what free thing will they pimp their kids out for this week? What sort of berating will Kate give to Jon when he uses an adverb wrong in a sentence?
Secret Life, wow, I missed the previous season and watched a marathon last week. It was just awesome, I like how they have that little PSA at the end about talking to your kids about sex, I hope some parents will listen.
Ellen is definitely my fave, I love love love her. she is just fabulous. Everything she does is just fabulous.
Rachel Rae, I can honestly say the only thing I like about her is the little 15 minute cooking segment at the end. I don't see the appeal, but her recipes are so simple it's hard to resist.
And Oprah, well we can all learn something from Oprah, can't we ;)