No let us see your ID

President Obama released his birth certificate yesterday.  My regular scheduled garbage on television had to be interrupted by this, because Donald Trump wants to tell him, "You're fired".  I don't think I would have released it, but even if I had, why would it be necessary to make it BREAKING NEWS.  To me it was a 'See, told ya so' move, he could've released it and go on with his day's work (and let the rest of us go on with ours)  Now, Trump in all his arrogance claiming, he "done something no one else was able to do", ugh, and he's right, but that wasn't what he was digging for, and he knows it.  Now he wants to know how could someone like Barack Obama could get into Harvard.  He should go back to attacking overweight lesbians and letting cocaine addicted pageant winners keep their titles, I'd rather see him get beat up by the lesbians than Obama cave to another order given to him by some douchebag turned politico.

One more thing, while I'm on the topic, why is it all of a sudden racist to demand his birth certificate, yet if I go to Arizona it's alright to demand mine?  Again, I don't think I'd produce the certificate if demanded by a reality star (especially), but I hardly heard boo from most of the people complaining now, when states want me to prove I'm legal. 

you and all them white girls party of five

Pffffffffft.  Every night, I watch The Gilmore Girls with Reyna.  I missed this show the first time around, didn't think I'd be interested.  I was wrong.  The down to earth teen, mature for her age, bright, daughter and the flighty mom, how could that possibly apply to me ;)  Anyway, it must've been sometime during the 2005 or 2006 season when Lane's boyfriend was all scruffy with facial hair, I finally said, "If I didn't know better I'd say that's Terry from Trueblood"  Reyna agreed.  Jose, half asleep, just waking up to go to work said, "That is him".  Huh?  Noooooooo.  That couldn't be him, Lane and Rory are much younger than me, I don't even think they were twenty one yet during the episode.  Yes, I know most 'teens' on tv aren't even teens, but I still believe he'd be younger than me.  I brushed it off.  Well, I tried to for a while anyway.  I think it wasn't a week later that I finally IMDB'd him and sure enough, he's Terry on Trueblood and he is a full year younger than me.  Age ain't nothin' but a number, my eye!  He's still younger than me, and I do indeed feel old.  I feel as though I'm the flighty mom and Reyna is the sensible daughter, which would in tv land make me old enough to be Terry's mother.  No me gusta.
Man, I can't wait for the next season of Trueblood, and I'm pretty much over Gilmore Girls, but I'm halfway through the final season so I'll finish.  Oh, I've never seen an episode of Party of Five either.

Look baby it ain't yo' fault you lack the flava

Charlie Sheen reminds me of Kenny Fisher, and you know what?  I LOVE HIM.  I love that he thinks he's a rockstar and everyone is like um, huh?  Over the last couple of months, I've been able to fast forward or change the channel when he's come on the tv.  Ho-hum another star cokehead, and no matter what happens their oversized egos and fat wallets keep them outta trouble (i.e. LiLo).  Anyone that knows me, knows saying I don't pay attention to some tv gossip, is a huge thing.  My sleepless nights are filled with the RuPaul's Drag Race repeats and lots of Teen Mom.  THOSE are the people that I love, the Z-listers.  The ones who think because they made 10 grand on a reality show, they've made it and who have the 'don't you know who I am?' attitude.
Okokokok, back to Charlie, after his rants on radio and press tour he's been on this week, I've become addicted, friend of Bill W I am not. 
If he were to knock up a Real Housewife, I think I might OD.
So, on the off chance the Kelly Killor BenSimon ever read this, could you please flash a little leg towards him, that would make this girl's night.
Then someone, please schedule the interevention, kthx.

FYI:  I'm over Charlie Sheen haha! quit him cold turkey with no withdrawl